Now alot of people know me as a person who gets banned alot.
And I dont do it on purpose but here are some tips on how to properly troll a video game blog
Here is a example of a post that you can easyily troll
“Fallout 3’s Operation Anchorage DLC is now available to scav from the Xbox Live Marketplace for 800
($10, 50 caps or 100 pieces of scrap metal). The VR mission takes place in the land of Palin, as a force attempts to liberate Anchorage from the Chinese. Once downloaded, keep an eye out for the “Outcast Distress Signal” to find the new content.”
All you have to do is not make it so obvious that your trolling and make it seem like the joke passed straight past your head.
Example
“$10, 50 caps or 100 pieces of scrap metal”
How does Microsoft get the 100 pieces of scrap metal were do i send them too?
also what kind of caps this seems weird they would give us such a option is it for cleaning up the enviroment, Please give me a mailing adress I work at a metal yard and want some free game.”
Thats a pretty good start.
Now if you want to make it better make another post
“also when microsoft mails it to you does it come with a cd? or a card or a box?”
You will get plenty of responces this is a tip try to not use proper grammar or over use it or put it in the wrong spots also spelling mistakes help.
With that you will get lots of responces.
Now, Be sure that you dont make it obvious just little things.
The most primitive form of trolling is saying “Something is better than somthing” or “Somthing sucks”. Now a easy way to do this is go to a website that is dedicated to one thing like “xbox360fanboy.com” and go to a post.
Last week, the folks at USAopoly revealed that they had nabbed the Halo license and planned to release a special, themed edition of the board game Risk, soon after the retail release of Halo Wars. Set to hit the street in July, Risk: Halo Wars
It may not be the new Halo announcement many were hoping for, but a Halo-themed Risk set has, “Yes, please,” written all over it. features three playable factions (UNSC, Covenant and that pesky Flood), 42 territories with six sectors and 250 plastic playing pieces that represent each of the three factions. The themed set has a MSRP of $39.99.
Now a bad troll comment would be “Halo sucks and ruins the game of risk”
Now a decent troll comment is “Im sick of the halo franchise and its mediocre gameplay and lackluster multiplayer now there ruining RISK halo fucking sucks”.
Here is another post from xbox360fanboy
Rockstar has released two new trailers for the upcoming Grand Theft Auto IV “Lost and Damned” DLC, each showcasing one of the episode’s new characters. The first, Billy Grey, is the leader of The Lost, Liberty City’s notorious biker gang. A walking bad attitude with a leather jacket, let’s just say he’s not the kind of guy you’d want hanging around your sister. Or anyone close to you. Or yourself, for that matter. Malc, on the other hand, is a tough customer himself and looks to be a member of a different kind of biker gang. Are we sensing a conflict between these two groups?
And a decent troll comment not the best but good
“do you get to play as Malc, im sorry but Billy and the gang seem real boring. if race with i a bike i always use NGR900, and now i have to cruise around on a harley =/ Malc motorcycle loooked sooo siiick ;]”
Now that you got the basic outline of a good trolling comment Next well look at long term trolling andThen forum trolling.
