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Jack

hey

dude

its your birthday
11:26pmAaron

Word sir!
11:26pmJack

Can I do a interview with you
11:26pmAaron

I have already shook my booty. Sure then, when?
11:26pmJack

just quickly

like right now
11:27pmAaron

Certainly sir.
11:27pmJack

Okay so what was your first video game console
11:27pmAaron

The NES, which I received for Xmas in 88.
11:28pmJack

how old are you
11:28pmAaron

30 as of yesterday.
11:28pmJack

oooh a little bit too old to be on my facebook
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11:29pmAaron

Chris Hansen is going to want me to have a seat right over there I’m certain.
11:29pmJack

Okay good at least you know the drill

growing up what was your most pleasent experince on the internet
11:31pmAaron

Probably the huge response I received for one of my first websites, which ended up getting me a cool link on Yahoo! (back when it still mattered), and interview with Salon.com, and the threat of a lawsuit from Hallmark.

That simultaneously was also one of my least pleasant experiences.
11:32pmJack

Sounds neat I was banned from destructoid kotaku xbox360fanboy joystiq game faqs .
11:33pmAaron

You’re on a roll sir!
11:33pmJack

Oh well I havent encountered a lawsuit yet and I hope i never do

now

That your 30 are you going to start a family
11:34pmAaron

Yeah, they’re not to fun. Even just the call from a lawyer is enough to ruin your week.
11:34pmJack

ooh

Can you rape a hooker?

is it possible
11:36pmAaron

The judge seemed to think so, but luckily I got off on a technicality.
11:36pmJack

Okay thats good

Now what is your favorite ps2 game
11:37pmAaron

Hmmm… I’m going to go with either Katamari Damacy or The Warriors.
11:38pmJack

okay want to place bets on how long Ill last on destructoid with out geting banned because I still think they hate me
11:39pmAaron

Probably whenever Hamza wakes up tomorrow and puts two and two together.
11:39pmJack

That seems about right, You know I was framed for the crimes I apparently did
11:40pmJack

just telling you i was framed
11:40pmAaron

Some day you’ll be vindicated in an Oscar-award winning feature film, just like The Hurricane.
11:40pmJack

Thank you

Now I wish you sir a good night and happy birthday a
11:41pmAaron

Thanks! Talk to you later sir!





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