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Robert Summa Interview

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• 7: 43pmJack
• okay
• Can i interview you right
• 7: 44pmRobert
• you don't have aim?
• 7: 44pmJack
• Nope
• Or gmail like gmail is good for that
• 7: 44pmRobert
• just do it now
• 7: 44pmJack
• okay
• 7: 44pmRobert
• we just had an earthquake
• btw
• 7: 45pmJack
• Okay Cool so what kind of expernice do you have in your field that I should know of
• 7: 45pmRobert
• none
• define "field"
• 7: 45pmJack
• Gaming
• 7: 45pmRobert
• what's that?
• 7: 45pmJack
• the field your in
• you were in EG
• 7: 46pmRobert
• like scrabble?
• what's EG?
• 7: 46pmJack
• no video games
• 7: 46pmRobert
• they still make those?
• i remember playing donkey king once
• that's the name, right?
• 7: 46pmJack
• Yes now
• Yes
• 7: 46pmRobert
• ok
• yes
• i played donkey king
• therefore i am qualified
• 7: 46pmJack
• what was your experince
• 7: 46pmRobert
• for anything
• i just told you
• pay attention
• 7: 46pmJack
• I am proffesional
• 7: 47pmRobert
• i know
• 7: 47pmJack
• Okay so Have you ever shot heroin?
• 7: 47pmRobert
• not yet
• but i'm still young
• 7: 47pmJack
• okay now I am developing a XNA game and what would you like to see in a XNA game
• 7: 47pmRobert
• hmmm
• well
• i have this game idea
• you can take it if you want
• ready?
• 7: 48pmJack
• okay sounds good
• 7: 48pmRobert
• there is this fat guy
• he's ... hmmm ... let's say italian
• like some awful stereotype
• 7: 48pmJack
• yes
• 7: 48pmRobert
• and he's got a job
• well, he's a plumber to be exact
• and he gets teleported to this strange world
• with like huge pipes and walking animals
• and there's this girl
• i don't know
• 7: 49pmJack
• okay
• 7: 49pmRobert
• i haven't fully fleshed it out yet
• it's just an idea I've had
• i'm sure it'll make an awesome game for the kids
• 7: 49pmJack
• my game has a bunch of robots shooting
• Goatse at each other
• 7: 49pmRobert
• already been done
• 7: 49pmJack
• Really
• 7: 49pmRobert
• yes
• 7: 50pmJack
• okay
• What about a rpg about goatse
• 7: 51pmRobert
• why would you want to rpg a goat?
• 7: 51pmJack
• no goatse the guy with his asshole in the ring
• I mean
• 7: 51pmRobert
• goat?
• 7: 51pmJack
• okay lets stop trolling each other this isnt working
• 7: 51pmRobert
• but there's a goat involved, right
• 7: 51pmJack
• Now serious interview
• 7: 51pmRobert
• serial
• let's get serial
• 7: 51pmJack
• yes
• 7: 52pmRobert
• i've got a raging clue
• what is this interview for? the BBC?
• 7: 52pmJack
• No okay look What are your thoughts on the cod franchise
• 7: 52pmRobert
• i don't like fish
• 7: 52pmJack
• no sexclusive interviews
• 7: 52pmRobert
• except sushi
• 7: 52pmJack
• call of duty
• 7: 52pmRobert
• awesome
• always liked it
• 7: 53pmJack
• Are you excited about call of duty 5 have you played it yet or heard anything
• 7: 53pmRobert
• yes, i played it, beat it, etc
• 7: 53pmJack
• what is in it
• 7: 53pmRobert
• zelda
• shooting robots
• you know
• same old
• 7: 54pmJack
• Does nextlust still exist
• 7: 54pmRobert
• who?
• never heard of him
• 7: 54pmJack
• no nextlust
• 7: 54pmRobert
• you type slow, huh
• 7: 54pmJack
• the site you were on
• 7: 55pmRobert
• i have no idea
• google it
• 7: 55pmJack
• now when you
• 7: 55pmRobert
• english
• 7: 55pmJack
• left destructoid and failed at other things
• 7: 55pmRobert
• failed at life, to be specific
• 7: 55pmJack
• so you left destructoid and your life you failed
• 7: 55pmRobert
• yes
• 7: 55pmJack
• yes so what do you do now
• 7: 55pmRobert
• it absolutely ruined everything
• i'm homeless
• my life will never be the same
• 7: 55pmJack
• Would you like to do a shout out this is old news like 2 years ago but still
• 7: 56pmRobert
• shout out to who?
• dtoid?
• 7: 56pmJack
• yes
• like any users or anythinhg
• 7: 56pmRobert
• yo dtoid, where my dawgs at? woof woof!
• is that what you had in mind?
• 7: 56pmJack
• you wouldnt know who i was because Im not a popular user but still
• 7: 56pmRobert
• that's what a shout out is, right
• 7: 56pmJack
• No a good one
• 7: 56pmRobert
• that was a good one
• i can't do any better
• get your fat fingers to type faster
• 7: 57pmJack
• Have you ever twisted your arm so much it went limp then went and filmed a scat film
• 7: 57pmRobert
• hmmm
• good question
• can i get back to you on that one?
• 7: 58pmJack
• Yes
• 7: 58pmRobert
• is that something you do often?
• 7: 58pmJack
• No. because Im not fucking retarded
• 7: 58pmRobert
• right
• i didn't think you were
• is this the best sexclusive ever?
• 7: 58pmJack
• Okay that wraps up our interview Im happy to have had robert summa on it he is a nice man.
• 7: 58pmRobert
• awww
• i was having fun
• 7: 58pmJack
• Thank you rob for the intresting Interview
• 7: 58pmRobert
• thank you jack
• the pleasure was all mine
• 7: 59pmJack
• Well have another one soon
• 7: 59pmRobert
• awesome
• you rock
• 7: 59pmJack
• thank yo
• you
• 7: 59pmRobert
• anytime
• Ill post This on dtoid tomorrow to avoid spamming.