June 2009
3 posts
wow I cant Believe it I did it.
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May 2009
6 posts
Idea for a game: HardCore Army
the game would be called Hardcore Army.
there are a few different wars you battle
Modern war afganistan
Vietnam
Worldwar2
worldwar 1
Revoultion
war of 1812
Point is all of the wars come on a seperate DVD and have a map the size of wherever the war happened
(Europe(WW2) is recreated in a free roaming FPS all of the battles historically accurate same with every other war.)
So basically its...
The Martin Serious Show.
http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/#?page=martinSerious&content=interactive0
Ahaha god I love the Mock forum too!
“You are a pedophile supporter, you don’t know the legal definition of...”
– lockdown260
enjoy
lol
I volunteer to be one of shooters,i will even pay my own way.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/ad/afp-090502-world-britain_laos_crime_rights_1
IMPORTANT STATEMENT
I STILL CANT MAKE A ACCOUNT ON KOTAKU AND I CANT MAKE PROPER COMMENTS.
I NEVER SEE THEM I WANT TO BE THE FIRST
I WILL GET U KOTAKU
LOWSCORE.NET 4 LYFE
April 2009
7 posts
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Fuck
Reformatted my computer for the second time in a 2 day period.
Fuck
You
I lost it all
I lost my music all my video editing software the game other important stuff
This fucking sucks I hope your happy
“Dear Brian Crecente
I am why will you not allow me to make a account on kotaku...”
– Me
“Dead Island will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY”
– Me.
“LMFAO! Wow this is funny at how pathetically fucked up it is! Seriously Hide...”
– pascuz46
March 2009
12 posts
CYBER BULLYING ROBERT SUMMA.
Robert
incorrect
6:52pmJack
you play ps3 because you have no freinds and you dont like Extra stuff
6:52pmRobert
right
all those people i play with and on my psn are ghosts
i don’t like extra stuff, like red rings, you’re right
or lag, yeah, i remember those XBL days
or hearing 12 year olds scream in my ear, oh man, what was I thinking giving up on the 360
6:54pmJack
Yea
Because no one...
I am witty
Ps3 more like PISS in your mouth with three guys
Xbox 360 more like Xba-want to play a good game because with freinds have 360s and you dont like playing alone and you like talking to people on xbox live.
Wii more like Cant withstand anything that isnt shit.
Super mario Brother More like Stupid FAGGOTS
Halo more like Stupid gahy head.
Little big planet More like the ps3 only Decent game but...
Robert summa? MOAR LIKE FAGGOT WHO CANT PLAY GOOD...
Jack
summa adtershow?
efa'
hey
7: 32pmRobert
tuesdays and thursdays
7: 32pmJack
Im making a mmo
7: 32pmRobert
can't wait
7: 33pmJack
yea
you better broadcast it on your show
7: 33pmRobert
haha
if you make one i will
whatever it is you're going to make
7: 33pmJack
k thank you
7: 33pmRobert
anytime
7: 33pmJack
can i have some ms points
7: 34pmRobert
xbox sux
play on a real console
7: 34pmJack
no sorry
7: 34pmRobert
i'm sorry you have to play on xbox
must be painful
7: 34pmJack
But I have freinds and all my freinds play on xbox because we like to talk to each other
ALSO WE LIKE TO PLAY FUN GAMES
7: 36pmJack
Do you like fallout 3?
Do you like fallout3????
7: 37pmRobert is offline.
OH BURN ROBERT SUMMA! your a nice guy.
This is why I hate everything.
Thought it was saturday! says:
You found Btards?
Danny says:
yeah, I did
Thought it was saturday! says:
how did you
Danny says:
one told me to go back to /b/ and another called the first a newfag.
Thought it was saturday! says:
when?
Danny says:
yesterday
Thought it was saturday! says:
where
Danny says:
facebook
Thought it was saturday! says:
link?
Danny says:
they deleted comments after I told them not to feed troll and 1 & 2 around nofags
Thought it was saturday! says:
You said rules 1 and 2 only apply to new fags Right?
Thought it was saturday! says:
ahah
Thought it was saturday! says:
apply to raids
Danny says:
i said not to 1& 2 around nofags, not newfags, lrn 2 read
Thought it was saturday! says:
link?
Danny says:
to quote myself "they deleted comments after I told them not to feed troll and 1 & 2 around nofags"
Thought it was saturday! says:
Noice
Thought it was saturday! says:
but were did you see this
Danny says:
logans video for doritos
Thought it was saturday! says:
ahaha
This Just In
Ron workman is a man that should be outlawed due to its violence and how it represents women I felt disgusted when I talked to him. don’t even get me started about his tumblr with things like this and how WOMEN and sex play a role in it.
Ron workman hates me
Ron workman hates me
Ron workman hates me
Ron workman hates me
Ron workman hates me
Ron workman hates me
that is all.
“Check out this Jack guy, thinking he has to ‘stand up for the little...”
– Insight
“My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you….”
Habbo hotel
Jack: you know The habbo hotel advertisement
Himself: Yea
Jack: you know there hands move really really fast.
Himself: ...
Jack: I bet the women habbos would give you a good handjob
Himself: Wat.
IM SAYING HI TO JOYSTIQ MY OWN WAY!
2k is a company that should be outlawed due to its violence and how it represents women I felt disgusted when I played Bioshock. don’t even get me started about Bioshock 2 with things like this “resembles particulars” of an “attacker” that carried out a recent kidnapping” and how WOMEN and sex play a role in it.
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Im starting on My XNA game today.
Im starting XNA today… But untill then I need to get rid off all this malware and viruses on my computer.
HOW TO SURVIVE THE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
How to get ready for the a nuclear holocaust.
TOP THINGS YOU NEED TO BUY TO SURVIVE.
Latex Rubber Gas Mask
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February 2009
7 posts
Thanks.
So anyone got any lost of the damned to give away?
I got braid for free AND I REALLY DISLIKE IT.
Braid is coming to steam next month.
Original content FTW
Resident Evil 5 Review Now much like the demo i really enjoyed the entire game. The story line is perfect. We follow the main man Chris and his goal to make it to rapoon city from asi-Africa now the reason I saw asi-africa is because sometimes it seems like Im japan. Now that’s not a bad thing. However the game does go away from the norm and what you saw in the demo and in a Twist i will...
Tojo I find you
Hello Im a World war 2 vet my grandson showed me this site and Im not sure where i am at. I am a American and I can tell you Tojo that when I fought you killed alot of my freinds I will never forgive you tojo. This is a Japanese site full of tojo I am a American hero years ago i fought for freedom now I have had lots of freinds is ww2 die because of you tojo now your a tojo i want a opologie and...
“America’s flag as 7 stripes”
– Myself
January 2009
32 posts
Be the best: Troll a video game blog
Now alot of people know me as a person who gets banned alot.
And I dont do it on purpose but here are some tips on how to properly troll a video game blog
Here is a example of a post that you can easyily troll
“Fallout 3’s Operation Anchorage DLC is now available to scav from the Xbox Live Marketplace for 800 ($10, 50 caps or 100 pieces of scrap metal). The VR mission takes place in...
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“Either you have the worst sense of humor ever in that you don’t get the 50...”
– superklye
IM A BAD ASS MOTHER TRUCKER
Hey guys hows it going Guess what I am now I proffesional video game blogger
on the site http://lowscore.net/ so I guess everyone who said i couldnt do it can go blow there faces off with a shot gun hurr hurr im jk I like everyone
Ahahahah what a funny comic isnt B.c a funny comic.
Bottom line it isnt. Now I guess I need to get all serious and become the best I can be, God damn I have reached...
Problems In north america
Hurr Hurr Durr Durr A Obama post Hur Hur sure is Cnn around here. sorry guys but I live in the great white north and we got big problems. We need the change.. You may be wondering what our problem is well our problem is.
Commies not you may be having the big “R” but so is my country. People dont understand the wrongness of communism and how its bringing north america down. Now my...
Cleaning up the site/Ad
It was pointed out to me that my site is messy and hard on the eyes. So I think I’ll try to clean it up a little bit and improve upon it. But here are some of my ad’s for the site if anyone wants to steal the and link back to me.
anyway Im sorry about the messy stuff if you want a better resolution quality one (BITMAP!) just email me or leave a comment <3
This makes me uneasy
“What a lovable scamp.”
– MechaMonkey HurHur Im rolling in my unwarrented self importance but seriously thanks.
SEXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS: Mxyzptlk (birthday...
[img]http://www.riddell1.com/catalog/images/MXY_football.jpg[/img] [i]Mxyzptlk is a hardcore football fan who has to chase of the lady’s[/i] Jack hey dude its your birthday 11:26pmAaron Word sir! 11:26pmJack Can I do a interview with you 11:26pmAaron I have already shook my booty. Sure then, when? 11:26pmJack just quickly like right now 11:27pmAaron Certainly sir. 11:27pmJack Okay so what...
Doctors Advice, Advice from a Real doctor
this is some copy pasta from a article i did on dtoid a few weeks ago
Dear steve If i ride my horse well i have a tampon in……? i;; be riding at a gallop run and im afraid it will make it go inside me since you are bouncing when you ride(ill also be jumping my horse) Now this writer didn’t want her name to be written down so she will be called mary . Okay Mary I get this...